Future Report 2065 is a satirical news site. While the headlines are fictional, your privacy is real — and we take it seriously.
We collect minimal information necessary to keep this digital circus running, including:
Information you share helps us respond to inquiries and improve our content. We do not sell, rent, or trade your information with third parties. Ever.
We use limited tracking technologies such as the Meta Pixel to measure traffic and improve site performance. These tools may collect anonymous browser data — no mind control, promise.
You can disable cookies in your browser settings or use privacy extensions to block analytics. Using this site implies consent to our limited use of analytics for performance and security.
If you have questions about this policy or want to verify or delete information you’ve shared, you can reach us through our contact page.