Future Report 2065 is a proudly independent, ethically flexible newsroom publishing tomorrow’s fake news today. We blend deadpan satire, light futurism, and heavy editorial sarcasm to document the only timeline that truly matters: the one where everything is a little bit broken and somehow still funny.
We are not funded by billionaires (yet), corporations (sadly), or reality (ever). We are funded by readers who enjoy excellent nonsense. If that’s you, chip in and keep the lights occasionally on.
We rigorously fact-check every fact we invent. We correct errors in the unlikely event that they become true. We also reserve the right to publish press releases from the year 2065, which may or may not have happened depending on quantum customer service constraints.
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